Scientists and anthropologists have been baffled by this particular herbivore specimen. No other creature in the world manifests such violent tendencies when beaten at Scrabble, a ritual in which behavioral scientists theorized that it is this specimen’s belief that placing tiles will lead to nirvana. It spends spends most of the day’s hours pushing pixels in the video game industry.  An herbivore, this creature specifically ravages for foodstuff that bears no nutritional value; ring pops, chic-o-sticks, and taffy. During its lifespan, it spends a large fraction of the time sleeping. Unlike the Ursus arctos, there is no hibernation period but experts would argue that this specimen falls into a hibernation-like stupor when asleep. Contrary to most living creatures like the Salmonidae family, it is believed that this specimen’s life goal is not necessarily to reproduce and to possibly pass on genes for large mammary glands and severe daydreaming; but to nest in an open territory (i.e. large ranch) and nurture orphaned and abandonned members of Canis lupus familiaris.

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