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Bam! Razor blade glasses! How impractical, but oh so badass.

Geek/hipster/Japanophile/Craft girls rejoice- Gaga makes herself look like a Blythe doll using some serious eyeball CGI.

The creepy eyeless costume with the zombie dance routine reminded me a lot of Silent Hill.

Not entirely sure what the plot of the video is but it involves some sort of human auction game.  A coven of tattoo-covered men use Wii-motes to control their bids.  And I think I spot some bondage gear as well.

Product Placement alert! I spot the Beats logo as well as a pair of Beats headphones.  However, these shiny laptops are not by Beats.  They are by….

HP.

Bond reference: Dr. No’s creepy cat made out of tiers of hairless skin.

Gaga’s weird sparkle lizard alien get-up fresh from Alexander McQueen’s runway show.

Who can look at this guy and *not* think of Baron Underbheit from Venture Brothers?

And here in the final shot, Gaga’s sets Baron Underbheit on fire and all that remains are his charcoaly skeleton and Gaga’s Fembot bra.

You can watch the entire video here:

Ah, but you see, three ovals might read “mouse” but that’s really the entire extent of the shape’s message. For me, the design of the basic Mickey silhouette does not convey a sense of personality or action.

But aha! Japan gave us Pac-Man, who is a only mere fraction of a circle.  Bare-boned and simple, the Pac-Man shape speaks so much with so little; a yellow circle with a deprived sector as a mouth.  Freaking brilliant.  Pac-Man is just simply Pac-Man, neither human nor animal…but somehow, just by its design, we can get a glimpse of his personality without the context of the game.

It’s really no wonder that so many designers use Pac-Man as a source of inspiration.  Here’s a good list of awesome Pac-Man inspired design-y items.  Read it and weep (and maybe buy).

Pac-Man Potholder:

Goddammit, why did I never think of this before?  I’m not too crazy about the eyes but I love how the maze pattern inside also acts as friction grip.

from Vat 19 [$14.95]

Pac-Man Leather iPod Case:

Cute to use the Pac-Man body over the iPod controls… though I wonder if his mouth poses scrolling problems.

from Videogame Central  [$29.99]

Pac-Man Candy Tin:

So simple, so sleek.  Funnier if the candy inside were shaped like fruits from the game.

from Anime Castle  [$2.99]

Pac-Man Power Pellet Ring:

Okay, so the design doesn’t feature a whole Pac-Man but it definitely captured the feel of the hungry little guy.  I’ve seen a lot of this type of “tension setting” jewelry on etsy but never this clever!

from Etsy [$55]

No, this is not a post about how I can’t stand the youth.  I can’t stand *some* youth but that’s not important.  This is a post of envy.  Gushing, oozing, permeating envy.  Envy so green you swear it can turn a rat into a kungfu master.

I am just completely in awe of the younger generation and of all the toys, technology, and media tools at their disposal.  Of course, those same things are available to me too, but I can’t stop imagining how awesome my life would’ve been if I grew up in the age of Wikipedia, Ustream, podcasting, social networking, and high-tech gaming.  Not necessarily because I’m a gadget-phile but I truly think all of these media advancements can help kids and teenagers, who are in one of the most awkward stages in life, find their voice.

(Obviously, I am well aware of the disadvantages and dangers that new media can have on the youth culture, but I feel like those categories of dangers exist regardless of the internet or cell phones.  Bullying will always be a facet of human experience, and peer pressure will always exist.  And the uglier things like eating disorders, abuse, pedophilia, and bigotry are existing social issues and they don’t seem like they’ll go away any time soon.)

I am envious of kids these days.

Take my friend Jeremy for example.  Not even legal to drink, Jeremy has made himself a small media empire centered around games and design.  I’m not talking about Mark Zuckerberg and making millions off of Facebook.  I’m talking about a kid who is fearless about modern programs and services and using them to express himself.  He has a podcast, uses live-stream for shows, designs graphics, makes storyboards and film reels…all of this just for fun and for the sake of experimentation.  Granted, he’s a talented guy but you have to see that having the tools to discover what you like and what you’re good at is phenomenally powerful, especially for young people.

If I knew that I could have become a professional cake decorator like Duff from Ace of Cakes, I wouldn’t have suffered through architecture school in hopes to succeed in a  profession I pretended to be interested in just to please my parents.  How much I could have known more about the world if I grew up with Wikipedia!  Or with YouTube!  I could have found solace during bad times on social networking websites.

So bathe in your bevy of new media tools, children.  Find your voice, and yell it out.  It’s good to be young.

He feels very validated.

Read, then guffaw:

Hello Dear
I’m just browsing now in the Internet and found your profile on
www.capcom-unity.com and it captured my interest i decided to drop few words to you.
I’m miss linna by name,please i will like us to hold a good
relationship with a real love,I’m happy to look at your profile today,you
sound so gentle to me that was  why i fell very much interested in writing
you,contact me through my  personal box (linnadokie@yahoo.com) for more
introduction,also i will send my pictures to you so we can know more about each
other,i will be happy to see your response my dear,age or colour even distance
can’t deny any genuine love,so please lets give our self a trial,thanks till
i hear from you
misslinna

I am floored.

Painstakingly beautiful stain-glass versions of WoW character with a complete Warcraft map draped behind it.  I don’t think I even have that much patience to do something exquisite like that.  Ania on the process:

Well, fist i drew on the egg with a graphic pen, the kind that can write on any surface. I drew the continents
and simple character outlines. Than I busted out my acrylic paint and painted the surface.
And last i retouched the contours with the pen again.

So i think the whole thing took about an hour a half maybe more, I was really into it so I’m not sure
I realised a more “realistic” or illustrative style wouldn’t work, or really fit on to the egg.

Also, I love that the Outlands whirl Maelstrom looks like a giant meteorological typhoon.  Reminds me of home a lot.

Thanks so much Ania! You’ve brightened up my Easter Sunday!

“What’s it gonna take?”

I gave a little intro before this video. I talked about how I was a very weak kid and got severely sick all the time. And when you’re a bedridden 6 year-old in the 1980’s, there was only one place you can find comfort, companionship, and answers to your life questions: The NES.

This was my first real video project!  I used NEStopia (free!), and Camtasia (free too!) to capture the footage.  I couldn’t get Fraps to work with emulators, so I used a free trial of Camtasia.  Thanks to Vinny Sciabica for his wonderful arrangement of the Mario star theme.

All in all, I had oodles of fun at the event.  Thanks to the good peeps at 20×2 and all the rockin’ people there.  Even Mark Zupan talked to me! Not too shabby, eh?

And here’s what I said about it:

Global Star’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory could have been a real trip to an amazing place — a melding of jaw-dropping artistic style and license success that would have been a journey with nothing to be directly compared to. There was a real chance for this game to be more then just another licensed game, a real chance for gamers to get a behind-the-scenes tour of the magic of Mr. Wonka’s factory were candy flows endlessly and wild imagination runs amuck.

Well…it’s not.

For anyone who knows that “licensed game” is a derogatory term, this review isn’t going to tell you anything you don’t already know. For parents looking for a game for your children, this isn’t it. Your children have better games already, and will resent you for making them “enjoy” the choppy graphics, nausea-inducing cameras, and lackluster gameplay. For everyone who is still interested in the tour, follow me as we go into Charlie and the Ridiculously Miserable Game.

The magic of Wonka’s factory was left in the chocolate waterfalls of Tim Burton’s movie and the pages of Roald Dahl’s book. What has been presented to the public isn’t a private trip through the Chocolate Factory; it’s a tour of duty as downtrodden, Oompa-Loompa slave labor. Hi, you play Charlie, and now you have to clean up everybody’s mess by ordering the questionably dark-skinned Oompa-Loompas to work while your bratty, malicious, fellow ticket-winners continue on with the fun and the tour.

Then I go ranting on for a couple of paragraphs, and ended with this:

The most depressing aspect of this below-average game is that it involved two personal childhood cult heroes: Tim Burton and Roald Dahl. I wanted to enjoy this game and was secretly hoping this would follow the licensed-sleeper successes of Riddick and GoldenEye 007. As I painfully maneuvered my Charlie from room to room, I grew more and more desperate in my attempt to find redeeming qualities in the game. So desperate that my “pro list” consisted of bullet points like “Charlie’s voice is done by the same actor from the movie,” “the controls are okay at best,” “the music is jaunty,” “this game is in color,” and finally, “at least this game doesn’t punch me in the face.”

Whole review is here, you know, if you feel like punishing yourself one day.

Now, I never got into the whole vinyl toy craze so I really had no idea what I was doing.  I’d figure my experience in painting Warhammer 40k figurines would give me an edge.  All in all, I’m pretty happy with my first modded Munny but there’s always room for improvement!

Used: matte gel medium, gouache, color pencils, markers, Warhammer paint with kooky names, and a gold cord that I just fortunately happen to have in my craft box.

My guildie friend Zander has been working on replicating some of the coolest videogame weapons.  And this is a photo of his recent project:

Holy crap!  It’s a life-like model of the sentry from Team Fortress II!  Look at that candy apple red!  Now this is what it looks like in the game:

If I had attempted to make that, I’m sure I would’ve lost a limb by now.